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(ADVERTISEMENT.)
TO MR. GREENWOOD, SURVEYOR.
Sapius ventis agitatur ingens
Pinus; et celsae graviore casu
Decidunt turres; feriuntque Summos
Fulmina montes.
SIR, - When we consider the manner in which you have
conducted yourself throughout this controversy, it will not,
I think, be matter of astonishment to any one, however low
you may contrive to sink yourself in the estimation of the
public. Every letter you have written has added to the
rapidity of your descent until you have at length fallen
into that depth of humiliation from which neither your
sophistry or your evasions will ever extricate you. It is
not in a Christian country like this, that conduct such as
yours will either pass unnoticed or without being seen in
its most proper light. What are the Gentlemen of Westmorland
to think of a man who vainly endeavours to keep alive the
expiring embers of an un-worthy cause, by Parodying the Book
of Holy Writ. Is this the way, Sir, in which you seek to
recommend yourself to the people of this County? - Most
strange infatuation truly!
I advised you sometime ago to drop the controversy: you
refused, and have continued to publish your follies, with a
power of face, I may venture to say, unequalled. In your
last beautiful production you tell Mr. Hodgson that he shews
"a littleness of mind, and contractedness of ideas," by
noticing your letters; and you have said the twelve Maps you
have already published are not so correct as your
forthcoming work will be; thus, Sir, you have betrayed
yourself into two great truths, and have, with uncommon
tenacity, laboured to establish facts of such importance.
You have more than once styled yourself and company
unequalled - another great truth; and, coming from the mouth
of a man of such veracity, who can dispute it? When such a
colossus of scientific eminence, compared to whose
imaginative bulk the rest of mankind are but pigmies, when
such a man asserts that he himself (who is the head of an
unequalled set of Surveyors) is not worth noticing, we may
fairly conclude that they are truly a most unequalled
establishment!!!
You will not admit that the manner of your Survey is known
to any one. You probably mean to tell us that it was
conducted in the dead hour of night, when
"The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day
"Had crept into the bosom of the sea."
Is it at such an hour that you fix the cross-hairs of your
Magical Telescope upon Towers, Obelisks, and other prominent
features of a County? Upon what Tower or Obelisk were they
fixed when you lost your plan of the vicinity of
Kirkby-Stephen? And where were your unwieldy Diagrams when
you supplied the loss of such a plan? - The manner of your
Survey has been SEEN, rest assured of it, and in open
daylight too.
In your last letter you use the following expression:- "If
Mr. Hodgson has made up his mind to persevere in his attempt
to injure us."
Now it is well known that the contrary is the fact. You
first endeavoured to prevail upon Mr. H. to give up his
undertaking in your favour; and not succeeding in it, you
immediately advertised against him in pursuance of the
threats you made use of to that effect. You commenced with
causing a paragraph to be inserted in both the Kendal
Papers, which was meant to appear as if written by the
Editors, altho' it was written by yourself; and, in order to
illustrate your sagacity, I cannot do better than quote it
at full length, and remark upon it as I proceed.
Mr. Greenwood's commencement of this controversy, published
in the Kendal Chronicle and in the Westmorland Gazette,
"By an Advertisement occupying a considerable space in our
publication of this week, we are informed, that Messrs.
Greenwood will publish their new Map of Westmorland, in the
course of a few months and we are told by Mr. Greenwood
himself, (who is now at the King's Arms Inn, in this town.)"
Here he is making the Editors of both the Kendal Papers
speak through a paragraph, of which Mr. G. himself is the
author.
"That their experience both in surveying, and in studied and
careful selection of engravers, and other artists, during
their extensive and unremitting practice for a period of
nearly ten years, enables them to bring out this Map, as
complete a specimen of true and genuine science as can be
displayed in delineating this diversified face of the county
- bold and picturesque in its features as Westmorland." Mr.
Greenwood is telling us here, that, the face of the country
in the neighbourhood of Kendal, is bold and picturesque in
its features as Westmorland; this is evidently the first of
his GREAT TRUTHS - we will all agree with him, that in its
features it is as bold and picturesque as Westmorland; Mr.
G. himself probably took it for a part of Yorkshire, "We
cannot doubt the accuracy of this assertion, when we
consider that Westmorland is the 13th County Map, which will
now be completed by Messrs. Greenwood; and being FULLY
ASSURED also that their expenditure in this work exceeds
L10,000 per annum, as may be seen by their book of
accounts!!!" So then, we see that Mr. Greenwood, in the
first place, told us that they expended L10,000 per annum;
but he has since said that L10,000 is the whole of their
capital!!! This paragraph continues, "WE do think that
nothing of the same kind WE ever heard of can be fairly
brought in competition with this concern, if practice is to
be considered as a requisite to perfection."
This paragraph, for elegance of style, liberality of
sentiment; and as a specimen of finished Yorkshire-isms, is
worthy of being indelibly engraven on the forehead of its
author.
Pray, Mr. Greenwood, what was your motive in publishing the
above paragraph? was it not to lower the Map of Mr. Hodgson
in the estimation of the public? How far you have succeeded
in it, the people of Westmorland have already seen. You,
therefore, perceive Sir, that
"The best laid schemes of mice an' men
Gang aft a-gley."
And now, Sir, let us trace your gentlemanly conduct a little
further. Was it honourable, or was it gentlemanly in you to
endeavour to get Mr. Hodgson's Subscribers, by representing
that he was about to give up his undertaking to you; knowing
at the same time, (as Mr. H. has satisfactorily shewn) that
you had no authority whatever for circulating such report?
Again, was it honourable or gentlemanly in you, Sir,
publicly to accuse Mr. H. with most calumniating terms of an
improper manner of obtaining Subscribers; knowing as you
must have done the falsity of such accusation? And lastly,
your motive for establishing an Office at Lancaster, are too
palpable.
Now, Sir, let me ask you, who is the man that has been
seeking to do injury? --- Where will your humiliation end?
You excuse yourself from answering my impertinent
interrogatories, as you call them, by saying that you will
not put yourself upon an equality with a man who may perhaps
be "Boots or Hostler at some of the Inns." Personages of
this description are continually floating in your
imagination, and to you, perhaps, they may be congenial
society. The lowest of that class, I am persuaded, would
have found little difficulty in overthrowing your grand
arguments and digestive reasonings; but not one of whom, I
am convinced, would have spoken so contemptibly as you have
done of the immortal Bard of Avon. In remarking upon my last
letter, you use the following expression - "He falls in with
the words of OLD SHAKESPEARE." So much for your literary
attainments and your claim to the name of Gentleman.
I will now take my leave of you for ever; and I assure you,
Sir, to hear of your future amendment will always be truly
gratifying to
A SUBSCRIBER
To Hodgson's Map of Westmorland.
Also in the Kendal Chronicle 6 September 1823.
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