|  | (ADVERTISEMENT.) TO THE EDITOR OF THE KENDAL GAZETTE.
 SIR, - Mr. Hodgson appears to regret the necessity he feels 
himself laid under, to notice my letters; and I am equally 
sorry that he ever gave occasion for that necessity. The 
noticing of my letters serves no purpose of his; but, on the 
contrary, while it exhibits in him a littleness of mind, and 
contractedness of ideas, it gives me additional 
opportunities of exposing a transaction which liberal men 
would be ashamed to own. This gentleman appears to have 
invented a new style of demonstration, and says, upon my 
boasting of Diagrams, and of his knowing nothing of 
trigonometrical process, until I mentioned it, The public 
are enabled to form a right judgement. Now, I would ask him, 
what opportunity the public have had to know any thing at 
all about it? From him, he says, they are unworthy of the 
remark!! the manner of his survey is well known!!! And adds, 
So is that of C. Greenwood!! Now, with Mr. Hodgson's 
permission, I mean to deny this, so far as it relates to 
myself; and I will also tell him, that the Profession 
derives no great degree of honour from such representations. 
That every one is acquainted with the secrets of my 
practice, as a Surveyor, I will not admit; a valuable 
profession is not to be thus cheapened. If Mr. Hodgson has 
made up his mind to persevere in his attempts to injure us, 
he ought to have some consideration for the Profession at 
large; as by injuring it he would be injuring himself, if he 
intends to practice it. Our comparative merits, (as 
Surveyors,) he says, are fully understood!! May I ask him, 
how has that happened? Or how such a thing can be possible? 
Observations like these might be excused from such sort of 
folks as his Champion of a Subscriber; but from him who 
professes to have been respectably instructed, they will be 
scrutinised perhaps to his disadvantage. Can Mr. Hodgson be 
really serious, if he has one spark of common sense, when he 
charges me with unworthiness and meanness, because I will 
not place myself on an equality with, and reply to the 
vulgar and impertinent interrogatories of one who may, for 
any thing I know to the contrary, be Boots, or Hostler, at 
some of the Inns.
 I hold, and I ever shall hold, in the utmost contempt that 
man who will intrude his interference where he dares not 
honestly show his face. Such, indeed, are not Westmorland 
Men!! And with such, it may be habitual to tremble at the 
mention of the Great Author of their existence. Terror is 
excited by a consciousness of crime; and confusion belongs 
to the under-handed. Let him tremble who dreads the 
consequences of his deeds - let him, I say, hide his face. 
Has this Subscriber procured an Indulgence from the Pope? 
that he, who can appeal to me, in terms so solemnly 
reprehensive, for making mention of the Being whom I 
worship, could at another time talk of "cracking a bottle" 
with me; and represent the same as much more pleasant than 
attending to the pursuits of his avocations. And by the 
inspiration of which, most likely it was, he derived the 
elegant phrases he occasionally gives place to in his 
letters. If such are his habits, when the sun is up, will 
the bottle prepare him for the last duties of the day? 
Alarmed at the aspect of his friend's project, and in the 
absence of a capacity for the task he has imposed upon 
himself, this Subscriber labours hard with his companion in 
trouble to prop up a fabric, whose foundation was laid in 
the dark, and which cannot bear the shock of the light which 
is now thrown upon it - but is mouldering and shaking to its 
very base! They run in every direction, looking wildly about 
them for help; and, in the ardour of their anxiety, with 
earnestness they listen, and fancy they hear the voice of 
the people they have deluded; and desperately adopting the 
murmur of disapprobation to their advantage, they derive a 
momentary soothing, the uncertainty of which is a rack to 
their suspicions; from the consciousness they are doing 
wrong. The following rhapsody sufficiently exemplifies the 
quality of the intellect of its author:- "Mr. Greenwood 
calls me rustic. Now I do not exactly agree with him in the 
application of that term. I am a Westmorland Man!! 
Consequently in his eyes a rustic. I am a Subscriber to 
Hodgson's Map, therefore, in his opinion, a complete 
rustic." And concluding the next period with "Most 
consummate rustic," he once more closes in the same elegant 
style; and proceeds by enumerating a few badly chosen, 
ill-sorted, and misplaced scraps, from such old books as his 
friend may have procured him a sight of, on the 
whale-fishery, and other subjects. But with ideas ill at 
ease in such pursuits, and trembling with the far of 
exposure, faint and sickening with perplexity and vexation, 
he falls in with the words of old Shakespeare; and calls my 
attention to his last dying speech and confession.
 I have," he says, "touched the highest point of all my 
greatness, and from the full meridian of my glory, I haste 
now to my setting. I shall fall like a bright exhalation in 
the evening, and no man see me more. A Subscriber to 
Hodgson's Map of Westmorland."
 And, therefore, as the poor fellow is going, Mr. Hodgson 
will lose him. Poor good man; I fear his brain was affected. 
It would appear he meant well. I wish I could 
conscientiously thank him for all his kind services and very 
sincere friendship to me. But it is the fault of the age. We 
can see no value in the works of celebrated men bearing any 
comparison with their real merits, until, poor fellows, they 
are no more! It is, however, some satisfaction to me, having 
preserved his writings. He appears to have studied human 
nature well, with the exception indeed of some very 
inconsiderable blunders. But he himself being human, we must 
try to pass them over. No one can surely question his 
self-denial. Most writers have had the vanity to hand down 
with their works their names to posterity; but this 
kind-hearted good man, sends his down with no name at all. 
And surely he had a name! His Papa and Mama would Christen 
him something, when he began to be so learned; or was he 
born nothing but "A Subscriber to Hodgson's Map of 
Westmorland?" However the matter may be, I will not now 
disturb his quiet, but, wishing him a good journey, I shall 
bid him farewell; and shall subscribe myself,
 Sir,
 Your obedient Servant,
 C. GREENWOOD.
 August 28th, 1823.
 Also in the Kendal Chronicle 30 August 1823.
 
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