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(ADVERTISEMENT.)
TO THE EDITOR OF THE KENDAL GAZETTE.
SIR, - Mr. Hodgson appears to regret the necessity he feels
himself laid under, to notice my letters; and I am equally
sorry that he ever gave occasion for that necessity. The
noticing of my letters serves no purpose of his; but, on the
contrary, while it exhibits in him a littleness of mind, and
contractedness of ideas, it gives me additional
opportunities of exposing a transaction which liberal men
would be ashamed to own. This gentleman appears to have
invented a new style of demonstration, and says, upon my
boasting of Diagrams, and of his knowing nothing of
trigonometrical process, until I mentioned it, The public
are enabled to form a right judgement. Now, I would ask him,
what opportunity the public have had to know any thing at
all about it? From him, he says, they are unworthy of the
remark!! the manner of his survey is well known!!! And adds,
So is that of C. Greenwood!! Now, with Mr. Hodgson's
permission, I mean to deny this, so far as it relates to
myself; and I will also tell him, that the Profession
derives no great degree of honour from such representations.
That every one is acquainted with the secrets of my
practice, as a Surveyor, I will not admit; a valuable
profession is not to be thus cheapened. If Mr. Hodgson has
made up his mind to persevere in his attempts to injure us,
he ought to have some consideration for the Profession at
large; as by injuring it he would be injuring himself, if he
intends to practice it. Our comparative merits, (as
Surveyors,) he says, are fully understood!! May I ask him,
how has that happened? Or how such a thing can be possible?
Observations like these might be excused from such sort of
folks as his Champion of a Subscriber; but from him who
professes to have been respectably instructed, they will be
scrutinised perhaps to his disadvantage. Can Mr. Hodgson be
really serious, if he has one spark of common sense, when he
charges me with unworthiness and meanness, because I will
not place myself on an equality with, and reply to the
vulgar and impertinent interrogatories of one who may, for
any thing I know to the contrary, be Boots, or Hostler, at
some of the Inns.
I hold, and I ever shall hold, in the utmost contempt that
man who will intrude his interference where he dares not
honestly show his face. Such, indeed, are not Westmorland
Men!! And with such, it may be habitual to tremble at the
mention of the Great Author of their existence. Terror is
excited by a consciousness of crime; and confusion belongs
to the under-handed. Let him tremble who dreads the
consequences of his deeds - let him, I say, hide his face.
Has this Subscriber procured an Indulgence from the Pope?
that he, who can appeal to me, in terms so solemnly
reprehensive, for making mention of the Being whom I
worship, could at another time talk of "cracking a bottle"
with me; and represent the same as much more pleasant than
attending to the pursuits of his avocations. And by the
inspiration of which, most likely it was, he derived the
elegant phrases he occasionally gives place to in his
letters. If such are his habits, when the sun is up, will
the bottle prepare him for the last duties of the day?
Alarmed at the aspect of his friend's project, and in the
absence of a capacity for the task he has imposed upon
himself, this Subscriber labours hard with his companion in
trouble to prop up a fabric, whose foundation was laid in
the dark, and which cannot bear the shock of the light which
is now thrown upon it - but is mouldering and shaking to its
very base! They run in every direction, looking wildly about
them for help; and, in the ardour of their anxiety, with
earnestness they listen, and fancy they hear the voice of
the people they have deluded; and desperately adopting the
murmur of disapprobation to their advantage, they derive a
momentary soothing, the uncertainty of which is a rack to
their suspicions; from the consciousness they are doing
wrong. The following rhapsody sufficiently exemplifies the
quality of the intellect of its author:- "Mr. Greenwood
calls me rustic. Now I do not exactly agree with him in the
application of that term. I am a Westmorland Man!!
Consequently in his eyes a rustic. I am a Subscriber to
Hodgson's Map, therefore, in his opinion, a complete
rustic." And concluding the next period with "Most
consummate rustic," he once more closes in the same elegant
style; and proceeds by enumerating a few badly chosen,
ill-sorted, and misplaced scraps, from such old books as his
friend may have procured him a sight of, on the
whale-fishery, and other subjects. But with ideas ill at
ease in such pursuits, and trembling with the far of
exposure, faint and sickening with perplexity and vexation,
he falls in with the words of old Shakespeare; and calls my
attention to his last dying speech and confession.
I have," he says, "touched the highest point of all my
greatness, and from the full meridian of my glory, I haste
now to my setting. I shall fall like a bright exhalation in
the evening, and no man see me more. A Subscriber to
Hodgson's Map of Westmorland."
And, therefore, as the poor fellow is going, Mr. Hodgson
will lose him. Poor good man; I fear his brain was affected.
It would appear he meant well. I wish I could
conscientiously thank him for all his kind services and very
sincere friendship to me. But it is the fault of the age. We
can see no value in the works of celebrated men bearing any
comparison with their real merits, until, poor fellows, they
are no more! It is, however, some satisfaction to me, having
preserved his writings. He appears to have studied human
nature well, with the exception indeed of some very
inconsiderable blunders. But he himself being human, we must
try to pass them over. No one can surely question his
self-denial. Most writers have had the vanity to hand down
with their works their names to posterity; but this
kind-hearted good man, sends his down with no name at all.
And surely he had a name! His Papa and Mama would Christen
him something, when he began to be so learned; or was he
born nothing but "A Subscriber to Hodgson's Map of
Westmorland?" However the matter may be, I will not now
disturb his quiet, but, wishing him a good journey, I shall
bid him farewell; and shall subscribe myself,
Sir,
Your obedient Servant,
C. GREENWOOD.
August 28th, 1823.
Also in the Kendal Chronicle 30 August 1823.
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