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togidder; for ther war sum othem varra bonny; but I waddunt 
hev yan othem for a wife un she'd aw Borradell, wi'out they 
wad doff their hyups when they gang to bed, for ther as 
brayd as enne bed i'Borradell, an thou knows there wad be 
nea roum but a top o'them, an what sleep cud yan git a top 
ov a whick bed; hang them, theyr aw white-heeded, like our 
Weat-Miller lasses, an they tawk an yilp like mice. I wunder 
what ta see at fancy seck, but they've nice lile feet, maks 
me think they wad pryuv nimmel shipperts ov our brant fells; 
an we wad larn them to soav, an clip, an their hyup pockets 
wad be varra sutable too put a lam in ov aderside, in a 
coald mwornin, i't spring when theyr starvt amyast, an gits 
lile milk: But to be shwort, as our Preist ses in his 
sarmunt, I hed'nt time to think of aw this when I so't, for 
my feet ran wimme throw amang fwok, an owr fwok sea fast, I 
freetent them; they thought that oth donnet was imme, they 
mud a thought reet, if they'd thought at th' donnet had 
setten me forrat, for if they keep seck farlies a purpos to 
freeten fwok, there's nea matter how menne othem be trodden 
to deeth; but I'll promise the I niver stopt tull I gat tull 
a Sea-Nag at com tuv Inglan, an I was seak agyan afwor I gat 
hyam, I cud nowder eat nor drink awth time; an if thou so me 
now, thou cuddent tell me be a frosk, at had been hung up 
byth' heels ith' sunshine, an dryt to deeth, for I's as thin 
as lantern leets.
 I think thou munnet expect to see me this munth; this is 
three days at hyam, an I've a stommack fit to eat t'horse 
ehint t'saddle; I git five myals a-day, an a snack when I 
gang to bed; I hwop I's git strang agyan or't be lang, and 
then I'll cum to sithe. This is nobbut like t'clock when it 
gis warnin to strike twelve, to what I'll tell the when I 
cum.
 My kind lyuv tothe, an may gyud luck keep the fra aw at's 
bad, an dunnet be keen o'ganging abrwod for feer the' donnet 
git the.
 
 An Attempt to Explain the above.
 
 FRIEND,
 I SEND thee this, to tell thee in some fashion what dreadful 
fine things I saw in the road to and at Dublin, and the 
hardships I have undergone. I set forward on Midsummer-day, 
and got to Whitehaven, a great sea-coast town, where 
Sea-Horses (1) swallow coals out of 
rack-hurries (2) as barrels do ale; (I think Sea 
Horses are not very wild, for they winter them in great 
folds;) and as I was looking about to go to Ireland, I saw 
two dozen of fellows making a Sea-Horses tedder-stake 
(3) of iron. I asked one of them if I could get 
riding (4) to Dublin? when a man in a three-cornered 
hat, who knack'd (5) like rotten sticks, told me I 
must go with him, for a thing they call Tide, like the post 
upon the land, was going, and would never stay for any body. 
Then four men in a little Sea-Horse, (a foal I think,) that 
they called a Boat, haltered our horse, and led it out of 
the fold; then our horse slipt his halter and run away, but 
they hung up a deal of-wind cloathes (6) like 
blinder-bridles, (7) with hundreds of ropes for reins. Land 
run
 
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(1) Sea-Horses, ships, which he supposed beasts of burden. 
(2) Rack-hurries, the staiths where the coals are poured 
down into the ships from the waggons. At Whitehaven staiths 
are called Hurries, and seemed to him like the filling a 
rack with hay thro' a hole in the chamber above. (3) 
Tedder-stake; a stake driven into the ground, to which is 
fastened a rope that confines any animal to the bounds 
allotted him by his master, hence its application to an 
anchor. (4) Riding; conveyance on horse-back, or in any 
carriage by land or water, in the phraseology of this 
country. (5) Knack; to attempt to speak a genteel dialect; 
smart, quick, and pert, as rotten sticks are suddenly broke 
with a smart report. (6) Wind-clothes; large sheets of 
coarse cloth for winnowing corn upon in the open fields, 
here means sails. (7) Blinder-bridles; bridles with a flap 
of leather on each side opposite the eye of the horse, to 
prevent his having a side-view of objects, which might 
frighten him and make him run away. 
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