|  | Borrowdale, till within these last thirty years, was 
hardly in a state even of civilization; the surface of the 
ground was very little cultivated, for agriculture was not 
understood there, and the inhabitants were a proverb, even 
among their unpolished neighbours, for ignorance. A thousand 
absurd and improbable stories are related concerning their 
stupidity; so many, indeed, that one would almost have been 
tempted to parody the old Jewish sarcasm of, "Out of Galilee 
cometh no prophet;" into a more modern form; out of 
"Borrowdale cometh no common sense." 
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|  | Not above twenty years ago, a cart or any kind of 
wheel-carriage, was totally unknown in Borrowdale; in 
carrying home their hay (for they make no stacks,) they lay 
it upon their horses in bundles, one on each side; yet, 
strange to tell, so bigotted are the inhabitants, even of 
the more civilized parts, that they obstinately adhere to 
this absurd custom: the traveller may even see hay carried 
in this manner through the streets of Keswick; and if he 
asks the reason, he will meet with no other answer, than 
that it is an old custom: 
 "Custom that mankind into slav'ry brings,
 The dull excuse for doing silly things."
 Their manure they carried in the same manner, putting it in 
wicker baskets; in the same manner they carried the smaller 
wood for firing, the larger logs they trailed. Their food in 
Summer consisted of fish and small mutton of a particular 
kind; in Winter they lived upon bacon and hung mutton. Nor 
was their manner of drying their muttons less rude; they 
hung the sheep up by the hinder legs, and took away nothing 
but the head and entrails. In this situation I myself have 
seen seven sheep hanging in one chimney, and have been told 
of much greater numbers.
 One story, that shews the uncommon ignorance which prevailed 
in this vale, I cannot help relating, as I know it to be 
strictly true. It happened, indeed, within my own memory, 
and was communicated to me by a man who that a party 
concerned. One of the shepherds being upon the mountains, 
saw a red deer, an animal with which he was totally 
unacquainted. He instantly run and told his neighbours that 
he had seen an horned horse, and begged their 
assistance to catch him. His neighbours immediately provided 
ropes, thinking to take him by the same means as they did 
their horses when wild, viz.; by running them into a strait, 
and then tripping them up with a cord. Accordingly a 
considerable number of them set off to take this strange 
animal. The chace, we may very naturally suppose, was 
fruitless; they followed the deer for several hours, and at 
last returned, all of them heartily tired, and most of them 
thoroughly convinced they had been chacing a witch.
 The people of Borrowdale have been, on account of the old 
commonplace-joke of walling in the cuckow, called Borrowdale 
Gowks; the word gowk being the Scottish name for a 
cuckow. Their dialect is likewise very different from the 
general dialect of the county; in all their words they leave 
out the letter h, and have many names for things 
different from their neighbours. An heron they call 
Joan-na-ma-cronk; a glead, or kite, they call 
Jack-eslop, with many others of the same species. The 
following letter, written by a young traveller in ridicule 
of his former acquaintance, will be the best specimen both 
of their words and ideas.
 
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