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Archibald Armstrong,
Jester
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ARCHIBALD ARMSTRONG*, better known by the name of
Archee, was Jester to the Court of James and Charles
I. - He had a particular spleen against Archbishop Laud, who
was, on more occasions than one, the butt of his wit. After
the Liturgy had been rejected in Scotland, he had the
temerity to ask the prelate, 'Who is fool now?' and termed
the stool which was thrown at Forbes's head in the pulpit,
'the stool of repentance.' For this insolence the King
ordered him to pull of his fool's coat, and to suffer
flagellation and dismissal; and appointed as his successor a
person called 'Muckle John,' who was the last Jester in this
country†. Armstrong, about a week after his
discharge, put on a suit of black, and being interrogated
concerning his coat, said,
"O, my Lord of Canterbury hath taken it from me, because
either he or some of the Scots Bishops may have use for it
themselves: but he hath given em a black coat for it, to
colour my knavery with, and now I speak what I please (so it
be not against the prelates) for this coat hath a far
greater privilege than the other had‡."
Few will think but it was necessary to put a stop to the
impertinence of this man; for, of all others, a Jester
should never meddle with affairs not in his immediate
vocation. - His Jests were printed in 12mo, with his
portrait by Cecill, in which he is represented in a long
parti-coloured cloak, with a hat and feather. Subjoined to
the print are these lines:
"Archee, by kings and princes grac'd of late,
Jested himself into a fair estate;
And in this book, doth to his friends commend,
His jeers, taunts, tales, which no man can offend."
These verses seem to hint that Armstrong had acquired a
handsome competency. Granger doubts the authenticity of the
bon-mots, and says that they 'are indeed, in general,
very unworthy of him.'
"A Banquet of Jests, or Change of Cheare. Being a Collection
of Moderne Jests, Witty Jeeres, Pleasant Taunts, Merry
Tales:" the 5th impression, "Printed for Richard Royston,
and are to be sold at his shoppe in Ivie-lane, at the signe
of the Angell, 1639," pp.190. When the first edition was
printed, we are not informed, but are inclined to fix it in
1631: another appeared in 1636.
No.15. "Of a Freese Jerkin. - An honest good fellow,
having worne a thread-bare jerkin for the space of two
yeares and an halfe; as soon as he had compast
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