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A Hare in Court
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On the 18th of January, while the sessions was holding at
Cockermouth, a hare which had escaped her pursuers
made the best of her way over Derwent Bridge, streight up
the street, where, meeting with some interruption, she
darted through the window into the room of the Globe-inn,
where the clerk of the peace was surrounded by a crowd of
his fraternity; and placing herself upon the table, among
the papers and law-processes of office, squatted, without
apprehending the danger of the company she was in. As soon
as the consternation was over which had taken place on that
occasion, poor Puss was instantly seized, and without judge
or or jury inhumanly put to death, though no other crime was
alleged against her except that of forcible entry.
She was then committed to the custody of the cook, who
roasted her without mercy; and, strange to tell! she was
afterwards eaten in this Christian country, by the canibals
who had butchered her, with savage triumph, and without
remorse!
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