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[ac]cording to every man's ability, by such persons or committees in evert town, hamlet, or village, as shall be agreed upon by the more part of us or them who have subscribed these presents, according to their true meaning."
However, the tenants under the Prince finding him a powerful enemy, and that they had no less a person than the King himself to contend with, (who was often Judge, Jury, and Counsel,) came to an agreement with the Prince, that for the sum of L.2700 he should confirm their ancient customs; which was accordingly done, and commissioners appointed to settle the same. These estates afterwards were called Lands held under the curtesy of England, or Queen's Lands.
This did not settle the other lords, who ejected their tenants, and obtained decrees both in Chancery and the Exchequer: that did not, however, daunt their spirit, and the lords durst not take possession, so that they hold them to this day as estates of inheritance. Yet the customs differ a little in every manor, and many expensive lawsuits have been carried on about customs, by which the tenants hold them; but these disputes are in general now finally settled.
  horse tax
The tax on saddle horses is very oppressive in this country. Many of the inhabitants live by working at the slate quarries, having as much ground as will keep one cow, and about June, when the larger farmers in corn countries have done sowing their grain in the Spring, they sell their old horses, which these poor people purchase for fifteen or twenty shillings a horse: The wife and children with them can, upon sledges, trail home their peat-turf, wood, &c. for their Winter's fuel, keeping the husband at work in the quarry: they let them go upon the commons in Summer, and sell them before Winter for six or seven shillings each to the gentlemen's dog-kennels; yet if they ride them to market for a bushel of potatoes, must pay as much duty for them as the best gentleman does for a hunter.
  anecdote of 2 clergymen and a Quaker
As the following ludicrous affair may be equally entertaining to others as it was to me, I shall insert it. Not thirty years ago, two clergymen had, with some of their neighbours, been holding a concert at the little public house near the church, and the company all departed in good time except these two priests, who, like true sons of Anacreon, were too fond both of their liquor and their music to part so soon. They accordingly played on, the one upon a violin, the other upon a violincello, all night; and were scraping most melodiously next morning, when they were interrupted by the arrival of a third person. This was no other than a Quaker Accoucheur, who having been all night (professionally) with one of his neighbour's wives, called at this ale-house to refresh himself. Aminadab, enraged at such a piece of profanation, began to reprove them both very severely; For, says he, "Is it not a shame to see two pillars of the church making a noise, by rubbing two vain pieces of wood, to which are fixed the filthy bowels of a cat to make them squall the louder? - for shame! - for shame! give over these vanities, verily they become ye not." One of them, whom I shall name Parson Violin, being rather more sober than the other, instantly laid down his instrument, and concealed it in a cupboard. Parson Violincello, however, resolving to mortify the Quaker, redoubled his efforts, and regaled himself and his hearers with many most untuneable solos, till the Quaker went to look after his horse.
No sooner were the reverend musicians left to themselves, than Parson Violin began to rebuke his brother Violincello for his disorderly conduct; telling him, that the Quaker, who travelled much in the way of his business, might raise such a story upon them as would not be much to their advantage: "D--n his hypocrisy," replies Violincello, "I will go to the stable where he is, and expose his whole canting tribe." Accordingly he laid down his instrument, and went to the Quaker in order to perform his promise; as soon, however, as his back was turned, Parson Violin took up the "delinquent fiddle," and carrying it to the common stocks, which stood just before the door, locked its neck
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