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A Hare in Court 
   
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On the 18th of January, while the sessions was holding at  
Cockermouth, a hare which had escaped her pursuers  
made the best of her way over Derwent Bridge, streight up  
the street, where, meeting with some interruption, she  
darted through the window into the room of the Globe-inn,  
where the clerk of the peace was surrounded by a crowd of  
his fraternity; and placing herself upon the table, among  
the papers and law-processes of office, squatted, without  
apprehending the danger of the company she was in. As soon  
as the consternation was over which had taken place on that  
occasion, poor Puss was instantly seized, and without judge  
or or jury inhumanly put to death, though no other crime was 
alleged against her except that of forcible entry.  
She was then committed to the custody of the cook, who  
roasted her without mercy; and, strange to tell! she was  
afterwards eaten in this Christian country, by the canibals  
who had butchered her, with savage triumph, and without  
remorse! 
  
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