|  | Page 78:- more, if the current stories are true. It is said that an 
old Borrowdale man was once sent a very long way for 
something very new, by some innovator who had found his way 
into the dale. The man was to go with horse and sacks (for 
there were no carts, because there was no road) to bring 
some lime from beyond Keswick. On his return, when he was 
near Grange, it began to rain; and the man was alarmed at 
seeing his sacks begin to smoke. He got a hatful of water 
from the river; but the smoke grew worse. Assured at length 
that the devil must be in any fire which was aggravated by 
water, he tossed the whole load over into the river. That 
must have been before the dalesmen built their curious wall; 
for they must have had lime for that. Spring being very 
charming in Borrowdale, and the sound of the cuckoo 
gladsome, the people determined to build a wall to keep in 
the cuckoo, and make the spring last for ever. So they built 
a wall across the entrance, at Grange. The plan did not 
answer; but that was, according to the popular belief from 
generation to generation, because the wall was not built one 
course higher. It is simply for want of a top course in that 
wall that eternal spring does not reign in Borrowdale. 
Another anecdote shows, however, that a bright wit did 
occasionally show himself among them. A "statesman" - (an 
"estatesman," or small proprietor) - went one day to a 
distant fair or sale, and brought home what neither he nor 
his. neighbours had ever seen before;- a pair of stirrups. 
Home he came jogging, with his feet in his stirrups; but, by 
the time he reached his own door, he had jammed his feet in 
so fast that they would not come
 
 |