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Archibald
Armstrong
[In]quirie for the veriest foole in England, 1604.
Wit and Mirth, chargeably collected out of Tavernes, Bowling
Greenes, Allyes, Alehouses, Water-passages, &c. made up
into Clinches, Bulls, Quirkes, Yerkes, &c. b. l. 1629.
There have always been persons who have made it their
business to note down whatever witticisms they hear, for the
purpose of retailing them elsewhere as their own. A living
punster, who can afford to honour drafts on his talent at
sight, happening to detect a purloiner of this kind, in
repeating old stories with new applications, told him that
he trusted to his memory for his wit, and to his invention
for his facts. ...
... ...
Additions to Anecdotal Literature.
Vol.XCI. part i. p.23. Archibald Armstrong, commonly called
Archy, is said to have been born in Cumberland, but a
tradition is preserved in the south of Scotland of his
having resided in Wauchopedale, and stealing sheep
there.[14] It appears that he was at Madrid with Prince
Charles in 1623; for Howell, in his Familiar Letters, says,
"our cousin Archy hath more privilege than any, for he often
goes with his fool's coat where the Infanta is with her
meninas and maids of honour, and keeps a blowing and
blustering among them, and blurts out what he lists."[15]
(He may have gone as a sort of spy). King James seems to
have been partial to Archy, and to have diverted himself
with him frequently; at his supper-time, says Sir A. Weldon,
"Goring was master of the game for fooleries: sometimes
presenting David Droman, and Archer Armstrong, the king's
fools, on the back of other fools, to tilt one at another,
till they fell together by the ears."[16] Ben Jonson, in his
Discoveries, tells us a Heare-say newes, "That an
Elephant, 1630, came hither Ambassadour from the great
Mogull (who could both write and reade) and was every day
allowed twelve cast of bread, twenty quarts of Canary sacke,
[14] Irving's Scottish Poets, i. 200.
[15] P.136.
[16] Memoirs, p.91, edit. 1689.
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