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  Derwent Water, size
This Lake of Derwentwater contains 1295 acres at low water, the islands included; and deducting for islands 13 acres, 1282 remain for the area of the water: my survey was very exact, in which the lowness of the water assisted me very much; when I took the soundings, the water was very high.
  Lady's Rake
We will now take a boat, and sail between Frier-Crag and Pocklington's Island, leaving Lord's Island on the left. Opposite to Calf-Close-Reeds, at about 300 yards distant from shore, look at a place called the Ladies Walk. (The watermen will shew it better than I can describe how to find it, as I could not well get it into the map.) The inhabitants and guides tell us, that it was so called from the Countess of Derwentwater, who made her escape up this dangerous way from Stable-Hills. I do not, however, believe the story; as I think it has been lately invented, like many more, which I shall therefore leave out: For the watermen and guides think they must tell the Tourist some extraordinary tale or other, and therefore endeavour to invent something that bears the face of probability.
The attendants at the inns too strive against each other who can tell the most stories, and give the best intelligence (as they call it;) this intelligence is generally little more than the suppositions of travellers, which these guides tell for truth. They pretend also to shew views, and tell you, that such and such person admired them, without the least foundation. But to return; if this lady was obliged to escape, was every other pass guarded? No way, after she left Stable-Hills, but up this stupendous mountain, amongst rocks where scarcely any animal can travel, and at the age of 60? I give no answer to this question, as it does not deserve any.
  placename, Derwent Water
Since so many of the curious have visited these lakes, our native rustics have pretended to imitate them. Within these few years, not half a dozen persons in Keswick knew what the word Lake meant; it was either called Daran (that is Derwent,) or Keswick water, and had only two or three fishing boats upon it: now every cottager attempts to be polite, and to speak better language; and the name of Daran is not known, but the Lake only. Permit the following genuine illustration of my assertions, which I flatter myself will not be less valuable for its being literally true.
  dialect tale
A country wench, not long ago, laid by her cloggs, and new-greased her shun, and away she gangs one Sunday morning to Keswick, to see her sister Ruth, who was a sarvant at yan oth public houses. She goes to the Kurk in the morning, and after dinner mud gang on toth' lake, (to be sure) because Lwords and great fouk did seah. Accordingly a parcel of girls, such as herself, attended by shoemakers, tailors, chaise-drivers, hostlers, &c. ( the two last of which, by the bye, on Sundays are the greatest beaux in Keswick, or most fashionable) and took with them a few bottles of wine and cyder. They spent the afternoon, no doubt, agreeably enough to themselves; but our heroine, after peregrination, being to give an account to her mother why she was so late home that evening, this curious dialogue ensued;
Daughter, Oh! moother, moother, an ye had been thear ye wad ha stay'd teu; seck fine wark ye never saw. Efter dinner we went toth' lake.
Mother, Lake! eigh, thou wad lake; and ramp and rive o the cleighs I war'n. Let's luik if nin othem be roven? What lake wast? Tennis, or Anthony Blindman?
Daugh. Moother, ye dunt understand ma. Went toth' watter, an got ontuet a booat; it hed things like, like a battelter on aither side ont, an carrit it on some way or other; an we drank finest stuff at ever was, they cawt it cine and wider.
Moth. Cine and wider, uman, whats tatt?
Daught. Whats tatt? Nay I knaw nut.
Moth.
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